March 2010
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TBD
Inventions solutions
Have a house far from a main road?
own the property?
Well… We have an inventions solution for you!
You make yourself 2 roads. The first road you make is a windy yet wide ‘course’ toward the main road. The second is a straight wide road with bumpers on each side and down the middle.
Now when you get up in the morning to go to work. You hop right on your...
February 2010
2 posts
An inspriation
I found this today… somehow… ‘surfing the inter-web’ and it is a true inspiration to our inventions here at inventions solutions! Please check it out! yours truly, jill.
http://www.flexiblelove.com/
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perspectacles.
have you ever wondered what the world looks like through YOUR eyes? ever wish you could just record life from YOUR perspective? ever been so drunk that you can’t remember anything that happened to you over the course of the night, only later to wish that you could have somehow captured all of those glorious moments you know you had?
well, now you can! we’ve invented just the thing...
January 2010
6 posts
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casiokids. verdens storste land. its in my...
Hungover Meter Hat
This is the hat one wears when they don’t want to continue to explain to everyone how you feel. Whether or not the people you’re around know if you went out the previous evening or not. There is not much more explanation needed for this amazing invention. So please, enjoy.
Brought to you by: INVENTION SOLUTIONS!
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high-fiveless high-five
for the first time ever, we’re brining you a high-five worth talking about. we’ve all been giving traditional high-fives for years now, our whole lives really, when you think about it. aren’t you bored? aren’t you tired of spending all that energy trying to make the perfect contact with the other persons hand? this ever happened to you: embarrassing. you went in for...
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exploding biscuit bites
This rather amazing invention solves all your breakfast problems. Say you’re sitting at a restaurant and um, how shall I put this… not all there? Anyway, the lovely waitress or waiter has just delivered your amazing plate of biscuits and gravy. Your hands and arms are feeling a little ‘weak’ and the biscuits are dense. With this fork-type exploding biscuit bite tool there...
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cigarette headset
Picture soon to come… A headset that at a push of a button dispenses a cigarette. There are multiple settings for the cigarette location making this invention customizable. Through the latest technologies this headset also lights your cig. Optional accessory: Fan necklace This accessory is a small fan that you wear around your neck. As the ash falls from the cigarette the fan marvelously...