Inventions solutions

Have a house far from a main road? own the property? Well… We have an inventions solution for you!

You make yourself 2 roads. The first road you make is a windy yet wide ‘course’ toward the main road. The second is a straight wide road with bumpers on each side and down the middle.

Now when you get up in the morning to go to work. You hop right on your motorcycle or in your sports car, warm up, take your last sip of coffee and off you go through the race track to the road. With high apex turns and throtle steering corners. This road is named “fun avenue” Now you’re awake!

There is however one flaw in this amazingly spectacular ‘course’ of yours. When you go out to bars at night and may happen to come home a little tiny bit under the influence (on accident of course), you have road #2 ‘drunk street’. This, as we said earlier, is a wide straight road with bumpers on either side and down the middle so you can arrive safely home to your residence.

And there you have it… It still has yet to have a name…

Brought to you by the brownies at inventions solutions…

Note: we do not endourse drunk diving. And remember buzzed driving is fun driving… when it’s safe.

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I found this today… somehow… ‘surfing the inter-web’ and it is a true inspiration to our inventions here at inventions solutions! Please check it out! yours truly, jill.

http://www.flexiblelove.com/

have you ever wondered what the world looks like through YOUR eyes?  ever wish you could just record life from YOUR perspective?  ever been so drunk that you can’t remember anything that happened to you over the course of the night, only later to wish that you could have somehow captured all of those glorious moments you know you had?

well, now you can!  we’ve invented just the thing to capture YOUR perspective of life at any given time.  and it’s stylish too!  we bring you PERSPECTACLES.  spectacles that you can wear anytime, anyplace, and record life from your very own perspective.  with the hidden cameras on each side of these hip specs, just turn them on and enjoy yourself.  play it all back later and enjoy it again!

and now, an added bonus.. we’ve included an LCD t-shirt that displays the live action as it happens right on your very own shirt!

get your pair today.

PERSPECTACLES.  brought to you by: inventions solutions.  love.

this bum could really use a bum body bed (yes, there is a person in there).  wondering what that is?  post to come soon to reveal the greatness of this spectacular inventions solutions invention!

casiokids.  verdens storste land.  its in my heart.

This is the hat one wears when they don’t want to continue to explain to everyone how you feel. Whether or not the people you’re around know if you went out the previous evening or not. There is not much more explanation needed for this amazing invention. So please, enjoy.

Brought to you by: INVENTION SOLUTIONS!

for the first time ever, we’re brining you a high-five worth talking about.  we’ve all been giving traditional high-fives for years now, our whole lives really, when you think about it.  aren’t you bored?  aren’t you tired of spending all that energy trying to make the perfect contact with the other persons hand?  this ever happened to you: embarrassing.  you went in for the ultimate high-five and ‘oops’, way to hit your fingers on their wrist you idiot!  well, now you don’t have to worry about that!

give a high-five with no contact!  it’s easy, fun, and everyone can do it!  guaranteed.  you will not mess up, because well.. you’re simply implying a high five, not actually giving one.  and yet, it looks just as epic!

go ahead, give it a try!

this sensational solution brought to you by INVENTION SOLUTIONS.

This rather amazing invention solves all your breakfast problems. Say you’re sitting at a restaurant and um, how shall I put this… not all there? Anyway, the lovely waitress or waiter has just delivered your amazing plate of biscuits and gravy. Your hands and arms are feeling a little ‘weak’ and the biscuits are dense. With this fork-type exploding biscuit bite tool there is no effort involved for you but to bring the food to your mouth and enjoy every succulent bite made custom to the perfect size for your mouth.

This spectacular invention is brought to you by: Invention Solutions!

Picture soon to come…

A headset that at a push of a button dispenses a cigarette. There are multiple settings for the cigarette location making this invention customizable. Through the latest technologies this headset also lights your cig.

Optional accessory: Fan necklace
This accessory is a small fan that you wear around your neck. As the ash falls from the cigarette the fan marvelously blows the ash away with out any hindrance to you!

Spectacular invention brought to you by: Invention Solutions!